New Moon, blah blah. Haven’t seen it, don’t intend to, not even for the LULZ. Did want to point out that yesterday we got a press release for this here Twilight USB flash drive. Why yes, it is in the shape of and decorated with the Cullen family crest. Twilight-lovers aren’t going to settle for a flash drive that just says New Moon on it or anything, they like to go all out. This (completely not work safe and not having anything at all to do with tech) product proves that fans of this series demand above-and-beyond in every aspect of their lives.
I am on pins and needles for the Twilight convertible tablet netbook and sprouts hair and grows to twice its size when you turn the screen around and close it over the keyboard.
Anyone who doesn’t get that reference: you’re a lucky sod and I envy you deeply.