Posts Tagged ‘Mosspuppet’

Sage Words To Live By

Monday, January 25th, 2010 by K T Bradford

“…if someone sends you a tip, reporting on it might be journalism. If you get a tip inside your head, reporting on it means you’re just making crap up.”
Walt Mosspuppet

Hear, hear.

Unimaginative Tech Nerds Make The Baby iPhone Cry

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 by K T Bradford

Today Walt Mosspuppet (who is, by the way, my favorite puppet journalist of all time) posted the following about the Apple tablet:

According to a poll over at MacMost.com, what most people want out of the upcoming iSlate is to be able to read books. My god, you people think so small.

I must say: the puppet is right. Seriously, people? You’re going to use the tablet mainly for reading? What do you do with your computers all day, play 8-bit Tetris? Dear Gozer.

Anyway, go read Mosspuppet because he’s far funner about all this than I am. I’m too appalled at how unimaginative the people who took that poll are to be witty today.